Monday, August 28, 2006

Life Lessons

1. If you're playing with a sex toy and it gets stuck, you will only increase your embarassment by explaining to the police that what REALLY happened was that a couple of Samoans beat, garrotted and drugged you and you just woke up that way.


2. Saying you were "pretty much drunk" may explain a one-night stand, but it doesn't explain a one-night stand with a corpse.

3. Never, never insist that the police take your DNA.


Jack

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