Friday, January 27, 2006

Paraphilia Phriday 8

Where did all the crazies go? I've been reduced to old stuff (last week) or tangential stuff (this week)

Trooper's having a bad day:
1. Trooper stops a car going the wrong way down the highway.
2. Driver told he was under arrest for DUI.

3. Driver refuses to get out. Repeatedly.
4. Passenger, the driver's father, gets out, telling the driver "let's get him."

5. Passenger told to stop, but charges Trooper, saying "I'm going to rip your head off."
6. Passenger kicked in the chest, goes down, driver approaches, is told to stop, and obeys.
7. Passenger charges again, gets kicked in the chest again, goes down again.
8. Driver gets behind Trooper, who turns, baton in hand. Driver allows himself to be cuffed.
9. Passenger charges again, Trooper uses driver as shield.
10. Passenger leaves, talking about the AK-47 and a bullet with the Trooper's name on it.
11. Driver put in police car, Trooper goes after passenger, kicks passenger in the butt, passenger goes down again.
12. Passenger removes his prosthetic leg and throws it at the Trooper.
13. Passneger removes his other prosthetic leg and throws it at the Trooper.
[from The Smoking Gun]

Hence, today's paraphilia:
a compulsive sexual attraction to amputees.

Next week? Who has more fun?:



Blogger Melissa said...

HAa. that reminds me of a Flannery O'Connor story.

1/28/2006 1:43 PM  

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