Jack's Real Superhero Identity

Today. 3:15.
After getting released yesterday eveing, a client has been getting the runaround from the fines and costs folks. Comes to the office, confused and worried about messing up his probation by not complying. Doesn't remember who his attorney was.
He's describing his attorney to the staff at the front desk:
"...and he's short and he's fat!"
As I come through the door, he turns, points, and crows,
"AND THAT"S HIM!"



Actually, I did test out as Mr. Incredible...

Jack