Christmas Spirit

On my way home yesterday there was a old panhandler at an intersection. He had a sign that read:

WHY LIE?

I NEE (sic) A BEER AND

A HAMBURGER

THANK YOU GOD BLESS

A couple of 20-something guys that looked like clients in a well used mid-80's Chevy Caprice called the panhandler over. The light was about to change, but the guys in the Caprice were fumbling about for something. As the light changed and the traffic started moving, the guys in the car found what they were looking for and handed it over to the old guy:

a beer.

Merry Christmas!

Jack