Tuesday, July 19, 2005

No, the other evil Draco!

An attempted kiss and unsuccessful fumble with a bra clasp (rear closure) will get you charged with Sexual Battery, which means:
0-5 years in prison (assuming no prior felonies).
Lifetime registration as an aggravated sex offender.
Lifetime GPS monitor at your expense (after Nov. 1, 2005).
Lifetime inclusion in the CODIS DNA database.
Lifetime ban from living within 2000 feet of any kind of school.

"... Draco's laws were written not with ink, but blood; and he himself, being once asked why he made death the punishment of most offenses, replied, "Small ones deserve that, and I have no higher for the greater crimes.""



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