Dead Man Laughing - Chino's aren't

Patrick Knight will be killed by the State of Texas June 26, but he's facing his end with more humor than most, and it's making some parts of the pro-death camp unhappy.
He's soliciting jokes, and will select the best one to tell as his last words.
No profane, vulgar, prison or death penalty jokes, please. (But lawyer jokes are popular)
He's got a myspace page (sponsored for him by someone outside) and you can see some comments, too.
His competition for the reading public who's tastes run to the ghoulish aren't happy, and I'll bet the pro-death camp isn't happy either. (he's not enough suffering to satisfy their Christian vengeance)
New word for the day, thought up while discussing the sentencing/forgiveness views of Old Testament Christians vs. New Testament Christians:
Chino
hint

Jack

Update: I googled chino and its definition and got 500,000+ results. So much for new words. I need to get out more.