And This Month's Miranda Award Goes To...

Miss V. B., for her hard-edged portrayal of a citizen in a custodial interrogation:

Officer B. attempted to interview V. but she would not respond with anything but "F*** You! I want my lawyer."

Unfortunately, she was saddled with a co-star whose performance was characteristically not up to the rigorous demands of the Academy.

However, she did get a deferred sentence.

Jack