Friday, September 29, 2006
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Friday, September 08, 2006
Here I am, Cleaning Sh*t off of Practically Everything
Paraphilia Phriday 10.1
TSG has an FBI obscenity complaint that covers a few more paraphilia:
coprophilia (from the greek kopros, excrement)
urolagnia (from the greek ouron, urine; and the greek lagneia, intercourse)
emetophilia (from the greek emetos, vomiting)
bukkake (from the Japanese verb bukkakeru, to splash)
fisting (from anglo-saxon, fyst)
George Grosz needs to come back from the dead and do a painting for this. He was a brilliant and utterly uncompromising critic of Weimar culture and politics. He's needed now, too. Perhaps a photo, split between an immaculate and stylish office where the distributor of these DVDs does business and the (literal) sh*thole where these movies are made.
But wait! There's more!:
Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.
Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man naked and covered in oats.
Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.
He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.
Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Paraphilia Phriday 10
(the comedian, not the fashion) longs for a pretty girl.
He's seen her picture in the newspaper.
He finds out where she lives,
enlists his friend Shaggy
and his (Emo's) brother Doogie
and the three head on over to the girl's place.
He also makes sure he's prepared,
bringing shovels and condoms.
Condoms? Isn't that a bit presumptuous?
Yes, shovels. You see, the picture was from her OBITUARY:
They had gotten down to the concrete vault by the time the police,
responding to a 'suspicious vehicle' call at the cemetery, arrived.
Yes, this week's word is Necrophilia.
Rosman and Resnick (1989) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to necrophilia (pp. 161): ... He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual object who is incapable of rejecting him...So he wasn't being the least bit presumptuous.
But definitely scary.
Full story at The Smoking Gun.
Today's Pop Culture reference has been sponsored by the Hoodoo Gurus.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Good Weekend on the Campaign Trail